Little bit of a rant...I'm going to go for it anyway.

At the risk of offending a large percentage of the population... I understand having children is very exciting and absolutely something to be proud of but we don't live in Nazi Germany and 'full time mummy' is not an occupation. Frankly the idea that you deserve some societal kudos because you have fantastic swimmers or an exceptionally fertile womb baffles me. As does the notion that you deserve benefits for your wondrous fertility. So, for the sake of argument, how about you take off your 'DAD' ring that you so excitedly purchased from the Argos catalogue and go out and find a job so you can pay for the trail of babies your impressive sexual prowess produces... That is of course if you're not busy walking your staffy? 

And yes that is absolutely aimed at the underclass who so obviously seem to feel society owes them a living for repopulating the earth for us. Thank you, but considering your child's (stereotypically) unstable family background, it's overall prospects aren't looking so hot. But please do forgive me for my lack of enthusiasm in thanking you for reinforcing the existing dependency culture we have in modern Britain.